A Daylight Savings Time Day Service
with the Reverend Elvis Faust
at the First Second Life Church of Elvis

by Pollywog Gardenvale

It’s Daylight Savings Time Day at the Church of Elvis! Then off to Linden Village for “mud wrestling and sky diving and a general spring forwardiness.” Guy Linden investigates the growing throng. Elvis Faust shouts: “Spring forward with the King! Calling all skydivers!” It’s sky diving time! Everyone got a chute? “...what you should know is that hour is a SACRIFICE to prove your faith!” “...and so a deal was struck between heaven and earth...” “...to make sure he could shine his light on the world...” “...for every red-blooded American to sacrifice an hour of their lives every springtime...” “...and those accumulated hours would give the King an extra hour of light on this earth.” Terra E-Chute 2.0 whispers: Freefalling at 81 meters! Deploying emergency parachute! “I say we SACRIFICE this hour, this day for the KING!” Terra E-Chute 1.0: Ready. “...and now go spread the word! Tell people to spring forward with the King!” Terra E-Chute 1.0: SPLAT!